Hello! If you enjoyed me earlier this year when I was touring with "Weird Al" and did half an hour, I hope you'll now catch my hour show, which is a completely different experience, as I speak twice as slowly.

LOOMING GIGS

Birmingham
Huntsville
Nashville
Asheville

Atlanta
Washington, DC

Brooklyn
Saratoga Springs
Fort Myers
Sellersville (N by NW o' Philadelphia)
Sunnyvale (near San Jose)

Costa Mesa (somewhat kinda near L.A.)
Boston
Northampton
Chicago
Rosemont (very near O'hare)
Woodstock (1 hr NW o' O'hare)


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Coleslaw Recipe
 
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I'm super-super-stoked to be semi-semi-starring in a Showtime stand-up special

 

CLICK EITHER OF ME TO READ MY INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF
 



ALSO PERUSABLE IN ITALIAN

Experience the Earliest Emo ('83!) Ever

 

Thanks for not being Hitler!



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by Marleigh Gordon



FLATTERING
PORTRAIT
GALLERY

I'm ecstatic to voice Dennis O'Bannon on Welcome to the Wayne, an astoundingly clever animated tour de force that moves like the dickens (as opposed to the Dickens); Dennis debuts in episode 107, but I humbly exhort you to view every episode




I'm also ecstatic to have voiced Cuber on Adventure Time



Dooper on Slacker Cats
 


Shannon the Bully on Home Movies




and myself on Dr. Katz

If you need to master Italian -- perhaps to work at Olive Garden -- is there any better way than to read or view my jokes, along with other comedians, lovingly translated or subtitled into that romantic tongue? (Question rhetorical.)




 

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