LOOMING GIGS

Hoover (near Birmingham)
Huntsville
Nashville
Asheville
Atlanta
Northampton
Sunnyvale (near San Jose)
Chicago

Rosemont (near O'hare Airport)

Woodstock (1 hour NW o' O'hare Airport)
Costa Mesa (somewhat kind of near L.A.)
Saratoga Springs
Washington, DC
Boston
Brooklyn
Fort Myers
Sellersville (N by NW of Philadelphia)

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My Coleslaw Recipe 
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Podcasts

I'm super-super-stoked to be semi-semi-starring in a Showtime stand-up special

My compacted disc is just $9.98; listen to an entire track for free

I'm through-the-roof, o'er-the-moon, to-Grandmother's-house-we-go flattered that I've a trove of fan art
 

Before an enthused crowd of some of the hippest people then alive, I regaled Eugene Mirman with a true tale from my boyhood; ecstatic at the outcome, I posted a "free listen" link, only to learn avec horreur that, for many, the link didn't work; this one should (at this moment mine's episode 38, but as more are added, that number will climb; by 2019 it could be in the thousands; I beg you to please kindly scan the list for "Boston Comedy Festival" and then for "paraprosdokian")