I'm super-super-stoked to be semi-semi-starring in a Showtime stand-up special

My compacted disc is just $9.98; listen to an entire track for free

I'm through-the-roof, o'er-the-moon, to-Grandmother's-house-we-go flattered that I've a trove of fan art
 

Before an enthused crowd of some of the hippest people then alive, I regaled Eugene Mirman with a true tale from my boyhood; ecstatic at the outcome, I posted a "free listen" link, only to learn avec horreur that, for many, the link didn't work; this one should (at this moment mine's episode 30, but as more are added, that number will climb; by June it could be in the thousands; I beg you to please kindly scan the list for "Boston Comedy Festival" and then for "paraprosdokian")
 

I'm on tour with "Weird Al" in 2018!

After the tour -- in the waning days of summer -- I'll be performing without "Weird Al"
(how I miss him already!)
in
Asheville & Atlanta
 

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